COCKBLOCKED BY THE FIREWALL

lock and keyConsidering that I have nothing else to do, you’d think that with my computer in front of me, I’d have all the entertainment possibilities I could need.

You’d be wrong.

Thanks to a near-Draconian firewall and a slow-as-shit network, it’s like pulling teeth to get any work done.  Of course, by “work,” I don’t mean things C. would want me to do.  I mean things that I want to do - freelance articles, keeping up with what’s on the interwebs, and general online dabblings.  I can’t reach Gmail, I can’t read certain websites, and the computer is so damn pokey, it even takes a full 30 seconds to load a page just so I can post to this site. And YouTube - forget about it.  A single video takes all day.

The sites that are blocked by the firewall seem pretty random.  Kotaku is out, but Gizmodo is OK.  I can’t view any Sugar sites, but I’m free to browse Radar and Gawker, even though they’re full of ”non-business related content.”     

Of course, I’m not trying to search for kiddie porn or bomb-making tips.  I just want to keep abreast about important Britney news, and work on trying to get the hell out of here.  Luckily, the Craigslist job board is unblocked.