OVERHEARD AT BRUNCH…

Please enjoy this snippet of conversation, overheard at 2:00 p.m. on Sunday, September 8th, at Spitzer’s Corner on the Lower East Side. 

Asian girl #1:  “Why is this called a Tuscon omelet?”

Asian girl #2:  “What?”

AG#1:  “Right here, a Tuscon omelet, like Tuscon, Arizona.”

AG#2:  “Umm, that says Tuscan, like in Italy.

AG#1:  “Oh, I always get confused.” 

AG#2:  “Uh, okay.”

Me:  “Please don’t breed!”