NEW RULE!!
No dumping useless crap on my desk!!!
I don’t know when it was, but at some point people started feeling that it was reasonable to come to my desk with some piece of equipment, useless binder, or other hunk of detritus, but it’s getting out of hand.
“I don’t have room for this in my office, can you keep it for me?”
Yeah, of course! I’ve got tons of room in my 5 x 5 cubicle with one shelf. Give me your tired, your broken, and your useless, I’ll store ‘em all!
Apparently it’s my job to safeguard everyone else’s useless shit. Fulfilling, huh?
If my sole function is to act as a storage closet, I have a secret for the management here:
I can do that from home! I don’t even have to come in to the office!
They can still pay me, though.
